Questionnaire

I am going to class in a short while, but stuck for a minute. These questions are grabbing my attention, it's e-mail forwarded by my uncle.

Can you cry under water?
I don't know because I'm scared of water. Don't even know how to swim.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
There's no consideration of importance, be an assassin if you want to gain cheap way of being popular.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
To the things you want it to be.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Oh my god! I never thought of it. In that case I want to make sure that I'll be wearing a beautiful-sexy night gown.... ouwww...

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because a round box only for pizzas from other planet

What disease did cured ham actually have?
A disease that can be cured

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
emmm......

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Yup.. should be sleep like sleeping beauty.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Nope.. give another term for it please....

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Prepositions give headache

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Nothing comes free..

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
ooooppppsss... they don't want to be tempted.. hehehehe

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural When there are two breasts and one .................?
They are hoping for two........

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He's not a genius anyway...

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Mother's oil.. hahahahah

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Morons who never break morale

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
What do you think?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered
rape or shoplifting?
Does a prostitute become one when it is against her own will