Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Contest..

For those of your who are getting married and are interested in joining any contest, to cut down on your budget, (well, it makes a hole in your pocket ;-))do join Anna Rina- the cute freelance photographer and Elevyn...(who once asked service from Anna Rina to shoots her wedding) in their joined contest.... Don't forget to have a look at Elevyn's promotion. The best promotion ever. The link is on the other side of my blog. .. Okay a little bit about Elevyn's blog. Elevyn is having this blog to bring together the community of fashion writers from the region to talk about fashion, fashion and fashion... so those of you who are really into fashion don't forget to check her blog. There are many interesting stuff in there.... baju cantik ada, gown ada... scetch of the gown also got, beads... which is handmade.. it turns to be a beautiful necklace... etc... you'll find almost every accessory there... Even promos on the lastest items are also in the blog.. In short, it is really interesting.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Questionnaire

I am going to class in a short while, but stuck for a minute. These questions are grabbing my attention, it's e-mail forwarded by my uncle.

Can you cry under water?
I don't know because I'm scared of water. Don't even know how to swim.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
There's no consideration of importance, be an assassin if you want to gain cheap way of being popular.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
To the things you want it to be.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Oh my god! I never thought of it. In that case I want to make sure that I'll be wearing a beautiful-sexy night gown.... ouwww...

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because a round box only for pizzas from other planet

What disease did cured ham actually have?
A disease that can be cured

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
emmm......

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Yup.. should be sleep like sleeping beauty.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Nope.. give another term for it please....

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Prepositions give headache

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Nothing comes free..

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
ooooppppsss... they don't want to be tempted.. hehehehe

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural When there are two breasts and one .................?
They are hoping for two........

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He's not a genius anyway...

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Mother's oil.. hahahahah

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Morons who never break morale

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
What do you think?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered
rape or shoplifting?
Does a prostitute become one when it is against her own will

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

HOT DOG


What do you feel if this is your hot dog? hahahaha....

EARTH HOUR

Not many of us are aware and fully concerned in conserving the electricity. Not even half of us, I suppose, ever bother to switch off lights or electrical appliances whenever we are out. We will only switch off electrical appliances in the pretence of house burnt. Takut rugi dan hilang nyawa yet not on the purpose of saving the world. I remember going to my fiancee rented house at KL, time tu masih kawan-kawan lagi bah, and got shocked because they just left the house without switching off the TV apa lagi mau off yang lain-lain. His housemate said no need. They are lazy to keep on turning on and off the TV and the other appliances. So, I went membebel to all in the house. I don' t care if his housemates talk a damn about me. Alah, I am a friend with his housemates long before I know my fiancee, so okay lag if I membebel. Whenever I knew that they are going out, I sms them to switch off any electrical aapliances or lights. By that time sms is qute expensive oh.. RM0.50 per sms. Berkira juga tau... tapi tia pa lah. Eventually, their attitude change they start to keep on offing unnecessary appliances. So, my bebelan worth lah. Hehehe... I think, everyone should be alerted and reminded all the time on this matter. And people.. please lah.. change your attitude. Why do you want to destroy the earth Think of our future. Tak kan lah korang mau anak-anak kita jadi anak ikan berenang-renang di air sebab tiada tanah sudah. To all people... I urge all to join the EARTH HOUR 28 Mac 2009... 8.30 p.m. kasi korban dulu AF tu ah... bukan selalu.. tengok ulangan saja nanti bah..

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

New Hair Style

I got a new hair style today.. perm wei.. hehehe.. I bet when I come back to school loads of my friends and of course my dear students will pop me up with many questions.. apa lah. Ni I have to get ready with many answers lah nie. Have to practise during these holidays. Still, I keep on asking myself is this new hair style suit me the best. Have to decide before my big day. What I regret most is that, the barber cut my hair shorter than what I want.. sedihnya. I've been keeping my hair for a year already. Hoping to have long hair during my big day. After that, only I give myself a fresh cut. Malangnya, berkecai sudah impian ku. Ni la miscommunication with the barber. My fiancee keep on persuading me not to be sad about it because I've made a decision to perm my hair and let it be cut (but I said only a bit) so whatever happen I have to accept. Ya lah.. accept saja la nie.. (with a regretful sigh)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

MARS VS VENUS

The article from INTREND magazine (March edition) makes me smile alone. Teringat kisah sendiri. Lets senyum kambing with me.

Kata orang lelaki
“Inilah rumahku syurgaku, sehinggalah the mother of queen (isteri) balik.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Andainya pulang dengan rumah berselerak, memanglah Queen of the house marah sebab siapa pula perlu berkemas nanti?”

Kata orang lelaki
“Akulah bos di rumah, tapi nak dapat pangkat tu kena minta izin daripada Home Management. Siapa lagi keahliannya kalau bukan isteri aku?”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Secara umumnya, isteri pun hilang kebebasan selepas berkahwin. Ni, suami bercakap seperti dia saja yang tak bebas lagi. Mana adil?”

Kata orang lelaki
“Saya kahwin dah 35 tahun, tak pernah fikir mengenai hilang kebebasan. Kami suami isteri bebas melakukan apa yang disukai selepas kahwin. Tetapi dengan sendirinya kami hilang minat terhadap perkara lain melainkan untuk bersama pasangan.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Kadang-kadang bukan suami itu tidak bebas melakukan apa sahaja. Tetapi dia sendiri yang mahu duduk-duduk di rumah. Bukan isteri dapat haling pun kalau mereka nak keluar.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Ada perkara boleh dan tidak boleh dilakukan selepas berkahwin. Suami mahupun isteri sama-sama kehilangan kebebasan dalam kehidupan. Masing-masing perlu saling menghormati. Apa-apa perlu rujuk isteri.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Haruslah. Berkahwin bukan hidup sendiri lagi. Missal kata yang berbaki cuma RM100, mestilah kita kena tanya pendapat pasangan juga, apa keperluan belum dibeli sebelum kita belanjakannya sesuka hati.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Ada isteri menyalahkan keluarga suami. Mereka tidak boleh setentang mata dengan mentua atau biras perempuan, mesti nak bergaduh. Saya tak faham langsung!”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Boleh berubah semua itu kalau sikap suami lebih positif dan menyokong isteri. Bukan komen atau tuduhan membabi buta tetapi lihat dan fahami keadaan ini dengan seadilnya.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Kalau dah berkeluarga, semestinya lelaki berfikir mahu menaiktarafkan kehidupan keluarga. Nak beli macam-macam untuk mereka bukan sekadar makan dan minum. Tapi ada isteri sentiasa tak cukup dengan apa yang ada, bagaimana?”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Isteri kadang-kadang bukan sekadar mahu harta benda tetapi juga kasih saying. Apalah gunanya hidup dilimpah kemewahan tetapi akhirnya ditinggal-tinggalkan jua. Betul tak?”

Kata orang lelaki
“Isteri kalau ke salun sampai dua jam. Itu paling sekejap. Walhal nasi di rumah pun belum masak.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Mestilah, kita nak cantik! Kalau tak cantik, suami nak cari bini baru. Katanya, isteri tak in dan selekeh.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Dua-dua belah pihak akan hilang kebebasan. Bila mahu ukur siapa lebih rugi banyak, rasanya bergantung kepada hubungan dua insan dalam rumah tangga.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Salah! Wanita lagi terikat di rumah kerana sekarang bukan soal dua insan. Anak-anak? Perasaan suami atau isteri bukan lagi jadi utama atau kedua, tetapi terletak paling akhir.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Saya fikir lelaki paling rugi kalau dapat isteri yang bossy.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Tengok keadaan juga. Kadang-kadang ada juga lelaki bossy dan cemburu tidak menentu. Mengawal isteri mesti begitu dan mesti begini. Dia sajalah yang boleh dan ikut cara dia saja.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Tengok suami mithali seperti saya, buka pintu untuk isteri.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Itu pun kalau kereta baru. Tak pun, isteri baru. Kita juga makan hati.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Ada juga dalam rumah tangga, suami tidak boleh menyuarakan pendapat langsung. Tak adil betul!”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Itu sesetengah isteri saja dalam sebuah rumah tangga tidak bahagia. Perlu ada perbincangan dan komunikasi yang baik.”

Kata orang lelaki
“Suami tanggung jawabnya besar, mahu menyediakan tempat perlindungan. Kepentingan isteri lebih diutamakan daripada diri sendiri. Jadi lelakilah yang lebih pening kepala.
Jawab orang perempuan
“Isteri lebih pening kerana selepas berkahwin kena berpindah ke kediaman baru. Nak menyesuaikan diri dengan tempat baru dan orang asing, jiran baru dan sebagainya. Rasa sunyi sangat!”

Kata orang lelaki
“Cinta itu buta, perkahwinan jadikan kita celik.”
Jawab orang perempuan
“Oh, dah kahwin baru celik mata. Masa bercinta semuanya manis. Mestilah selepas berkahwin baru nampak warna sebenar. Tetapi kalau masa bercinta lagi lelaki sudah jujur, selepas berkahwin pasti kurang masalah. Betul tak suamiku?”


Hehehee… amacam? Kelakar juga hidup suami isteri ni kan.. apa-apa pun bagi saya, kata kunci dalam perhubungan ialah toleransi. Kalau kita ingat akan pasangan kita, kita akan ketepikan ego kita, kita akan melakukan sesuatu yang menyenangkan kedua-dua pihak. Kalau kita bertoleransi dengan pasangan kita, kita akan sama-sama menyelesaikan sebarang masalah bersama so, tidaklah bertengkar selalu kan… ah.. selepas ini marilah kita renungkan bersama hidup kita..

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hope for joy




I am here invigilating Form 5 students answering their exam paper. It reminds me of my life as a student. It is reminiscence of yesteryear’s life. A life full of fun and joy. No need to think about other matters only to handle the pressure of being excellent. Sometimes, as a teacher I wonder why students these days are not that serious about their future… am I like them when I was their age? I guess not… neither am I a nerd. I play, jokes, and study at the same time. I know the latest trend (but I’m not a victim of it!), I know what’s hot on the playlists, I know the top band boy and their fav. (I try to grab for one but they didn’t even give a look at me). In fact, I knew almost everything but still I never fail in study. I am just a typical teenager with the urge to excel that’s why I strive for it. I take study seriously. Though, some will not view my achievement as a victory but I still give it a thumb up. As long as I work hard for it, then there is no regret in life. However, I am sad to see our future generation these days. Some don’t even bother what will happen to them. Some just follow the flows without making any adjustment to their life; they ended up feeling depressed and blame others. For me, whatever happened to us is our responsibility and we have to handle it and not blaming on others. And a teacher, I’m hoping for the best in my students’ future and hope they know how to balance their life between study and playing so that they would be able to answer all questions… Good luck students.
 

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